Here is a top ten rundown of the worst sports in the world. These are not opinions- they are cold-hard facts, and they are officially approved by at least one expert in the field of fun games/sports.
#10 (Oh yes, I came up with ten this time) Almost every modern FPS(a type of video game) that comes out.
Ok, it is a cool concept, I mean, you get to pretend to be a soldier without even having to risk your whole entire life. The problem is that they are all the same. They all have similar weapons and similar gameplay. The exceptions to this are the Metroid Prime Trilogy and Star Wars Battlefront. There is little more to say about these games (other than that FPS stands for First-Person-Shooters. Y'know, in case you didn't know.)
#9 Beer pong
I really wouldn't know, but it looks like a very stupid idea. I think the goal of the game is to get your opponent more drunk than you are so that they can't get any good shots at the cups-that they are trying to hit with ping-pong balls- so that if they hit a cup, you have to drink the cup- which is full of beer. How do you plan on driving home after this.
#8 Soccer
It really isn't that bad. In a different life I might like it, but it is just hilariously boring. The games rarely go over like 5 combined points in the international games. The main reason that I hate soccer is that the top-notch athletes are huge idiots, not that NFL players aren't idiots, but soccer players are huge idiots that also play a monotonous game. The real main reason I hate soccer is that everybody is flopping all over the place trying to get penalties (or yellow/red cards) called on the other team.
#7 Ice fishing/noodling
Okay, you would think that I would be all over these forms of fishing, but I am not. I hate the cold- like for real I hate the cold a whole lot. So any kind of activity involving cold weather is off of my "Hey let's do this for fun" list. Noodling is the style of "fishing" that involves you getting in the water, looking for holes in the water, and trying to pull giant catfish out with your bare-stinkin hands. The idea does not appeal to me as I am in no way inclined to allow a large carnivorous catfish to bite my hand, and I don't want to shell out 28 bucks for a special noodling license.
#6 Bowling
I don't really have any beef with it, I am just really bad at it. next
#5 Hockey
Same as soccer, BORING.
#4 Baseball
Baseball is awful- yeah- just awful. The pros make me mad, they don't need to be THAT athletic to play, they just have to be talented. Almost every player in the MLB is using performance-enhancing drugs. It is a very over-hyped sport, plus the SC TOP 10 is always clogged with baseball catches, BORING.
#3 Death I mean golf
yay golf- except not because golf is even worse than baseball. I am super-surprised that it is a more popular sport than bass fishing. GET BALL IN HOLE- that is the entire game. Plus when you add the cost, it looks like a horribly expensive sport.
#2 Equestrian
Nuff said.
#1 NASCAR
"And he takes a left, And another left, AND HE MAKES HIS MOVE. HE TURNED SLIGHTLY RIGHT BEFORE MAKING ANOTHER LEFT. AMAZING! HE ONLY HAS TO KEEP THIS UP FOR QUITE LITERALLY 498 LAPS."
WHY AMERICA. some racing is good, and it is called either drag racing or Mario Kart. This is deplorable and is easily the worst and most over-hyped sport in the history of the world. There wasn't even a competition for this top spot. IT-IS-DRIVING! IN-CIRCLES! AND WAY TOO MUCH DRAMA!
So yeah- I hate lots of games, it is actually easier to make a game that is bad that a game that is really great. That is why schools pour millions into their basketball and football programs- people actually want to watch.
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