Return of the Cool Guy (aka The Epic of the Cool Guy aka the best post ever)

It was a dark time in the history of a certain blog- that used to be posted every week. For now the blog had lain desolate for over a month. Its many followers descended into panic and roamed the streets looking for another provider of such expert analysis and horrendous predictions. But alas the commoners slowly lost hope for the return of their great leader- The Cool Guy. His memory faded in the hearts of his' followers until he morphed in their minds from leader-to history- to folklore- to legend- to myth- to some guy named Chuck Norris- then back to legend- then nothing. The peoples of Middle-Kansas had forgotten their blogger.

But suddenly, a small ray of light appeared on the horizon. The people started to realize what was coming. Their hope was rekindled, their former lives were coming back to them. They saw that it must certainly be the blogger of old. The said light grew larger and larger until it became apparent that it was just the sunrise. Then they were all like "oh....ok", But under the sunrise was the aforementioned guy that everyone was looking for. They all said "cool he's back"- even the babies said it. Then he awkwardly went over to the computer and typed a stupid blog post on how he would "Start posting more things","Stop making such bad predictions" and "Do some basketball things or stuff". The strong spirited of the congregation found it hard to contain their emotions and were quoted as saying such things as "Glad he came back" and "It's about time", but the weaker people could be found weeping seconds upon seconds later and uttering such statements as "Hope he posts about how awesome he is" and "why did he take so long to come back, he is so lazy"(that last part is not important).

Yes the Cool Guy himself had returned and promised more mediocre content and lackluster posts on his newly rejuvenated (spelled that right on my first try) sports blog.

A majestic and rare image of the COOL GUY in his natural habitat.